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FAQ (frequently asked questions)

Are you affiliated with the brewery?
   No. Though as I'm wearing a few of their beers around my midsection, I feel like a "stockholder."

Then why would you build this site? Boredom?
   Read this.

I think UC tastes like pond water.
   Fine. Enjoy your Red Dog.

I live in <insert non-NY state>. Can I get UC here?
   Probably not.

Is it true that drinking UC gives you magical powers?
   I'm not saying it isn't true.

I think what you are doing is noble and noteworthy. I applaud your dedication.
   Thank you, are you drunk right now?
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